Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.
Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.
by Azenath69 March 09, 2022
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Umfriend

Noun; a person with whom one's relationship is ill-defined, illicit or uncertain.
This is Xxxxx. He's my umfriend.
(Not to be confused with "unfriend", verb; to remove a person from one's list of "friends").
by Azenath69 December 05, 2021
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Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.
Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.
by Azenath69 September 06, 2022
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Making nylon

Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...
by Azenath69 February 11, 2022
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Nine-Volter

"That bird from last night was a bit of a nine-volter"
"Be fair- she HAD been dancing all night"
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Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.
Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".
by Azenath69 February 15, 2022
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Bravo India November File

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.
Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?

Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.
by Azenath69 February 15, 2022
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