Azenath69's definitions

BORC

Acronym; a large box or bag housing items which are perfectly serviceable, and which the owner fools himself may become useful.
BORC - Box Of Random Crap.

Have you got a lead with the correct plugs to charge my 3 year old phone?
Probably; try looking in the BORC.

by Azenath69 January 12, 2022

Chesticles

Chesticles (noun): breasts.

Hey! Watch how you open that door. It nearly hit me in the chesticles.

by Azenath69 December 18, 2021

Umfriend

Noun; a person with whom one's relationship is ill-defined, illicit or uncertain.

This is Xxxxx. He's my umfriend.
(Not to be confused with "unfriend", verb; to remove a person from one's list of "friends").

by Azenath69 December 5, 2021

Sarchasm

Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.

I said "oh yeah, I'd LOVE to come to his wedding, and he's actually invited me!"
"Ah; that's the sarchasm".

by Azenath69 January 11, 2022

Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.

by Azenath69 March 9, 2022

Making nylon

(Verb) Masturbating (male) in the bath.

Wilburrrrrrr! Hurry up out of the bathroom; I want a shower. You'd better not be making nylon in there...

by Azenath69 February 11, 2022

Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.

Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.

by Azenath69 September 6, 2022