3 definitions by Axel Scar
by Axel Scar December 14, 2009
A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
by Axel Scar June 16, 2009
1. A bowel movement so large or violent as to be terminal.
2. A bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were passing a tombstone.
2. A bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were passing a tombstone.
by Axel Scar November 8, 2009