Axe wound diver's definitions

Hannah's Needlebox

The act of inserting a cactus firmly within an vagina and twisting it violently back and forth. The end result is the removal of all needles from the cactus. Before allowing penetration from a penis.

My husband yelled in great please after we did Hannah's needlebox last night.

by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

Danny's Butt Fiesta

A two player game where each player uses their anus to pick up a full corona bottle, butt chug it, and safely put it down. The person to pick up and put down the most in 10 minutes wins a lawnmower.

I'm having a couple guys over tomorrow to play Danny's Butt Fiesta

by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025

Nathan's Organic Relief

Searching for sasquatch while violently maturbating.

It's been years of Nathan's Organic Relief and I'm starting to get sore.

by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025