AwEsOMe's definitions

nub

a term that idiots use instead of noob

Man, i have been online for such a long time that i dont know what life is. I have to shorten a four letter word so i dont get killed, on my videogame. beep beep beep.
dumbass

by awesome January 31, 2004

character

an interesting eccentric person

Oh, Tom, you're such a character.

by Awesome April 19, 2005

Durv

An individual which has no common sense, is relatively stupid and says random things like "salmonella doesn't come from eggs" and other like-for-like quotes along the same lines. Can usually be found with blonde hair and going by names such as "Kay," "pea head," "Tay-tay," "Noris" "Fred" and other names alike. Tend to wear tracksuits and generally dress like "chavs".

"You're a right durv" "Look at that blonde haired girl, she looks a right durv"

by awesoME November 27, 2012

ribbon

1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

by Awesome February 13, 2005

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003