Definitions by Aw yeah

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

shlong by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

A type of lawyer who ranks lower than a pile of excrement in terms of what he/she contributes to society.

Q: What do you call an ambulance chaser riddled with bullets?

A: A good start.