jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.
Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.
by Aw Yeah August 03, 2004
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it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.
by Aw yeah August 24, 2004
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