C++

A language that is spoken all over the world. It is one of the few languages that originated with writing, not talking. It is derived from English, but it uses symbols like ; " # { in the everyday speech. It is very good when you want to be specific.

Bill: int goodcodeideas; std::cin >> goodcodeideas;
Bob: Make some code that makes fractals in C++

by AverageRedditor December 27, 2020

firearm oviparity

The most American thing an animal can do, lay a gun.

Jack: Hey!
Bob: I heard Calum's chicken has firearm oviparity!
Jack: bruh

by AverageRedditor December 21, 2020

294$

5-8# 8# 5&3 43#7)5 9% -9)$8!& $92! 3:346 (36 9! 6974 0-9!3 (36;9@4$

This is the result of holding down every key on your phone keyboard

person 1: -3))9 -92 @43 697
person 2: I'm good, please don't hold down every key
person 1: 294$

by AverageRedditor April 30, 2022

Art

Shreksophone

The definition of art is Shreksophone

by AverageRedditor October 10, 2020

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

When you want to unflip the table.

Person: Vaccines cause autism!
Me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: Because unvaccinated people die before they are diagnosed.
Me: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

by AverageRedditor November 20, 2020

plan9

Unix successor developed at Bell Labs. The main selling point is its distributed design, allowing a single system to be spread across many computers.

arch user: I use arch BTW
plan9 user: I'd just like to interject for a moment...

by AverageRedditor April 16, 2022

Reddit-Instagram Effect

The effect of the top posts on Reddit often appearing in on Instagram the next day, due to plagarism.

According to the Reddit-Instagram Effect, penguin memes will be popular on Instagram tomorrow.

by AverageRedditor October 10, 2020