Austin Pealy's definitions
(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
Get the Shart artmug. by Austin Pealy February 16, 2014
Get the felchulancemug. 1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!
by Austin Pealy February 16, 2020
Get the prison mursemug. (N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
Get the Shart artmug. The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.
by Austin Pealy September 11, 2008
Get the bertamug. Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.
by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006
Get the taintergymug. (N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
Get the Shart artmug.