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Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010
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Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!
by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021
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I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016
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