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turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.
Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010
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Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm
Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!
by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021
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felchulance

(V). The act of farting in your partner's face during the act of felching.
Mike, you asshole...get that felchulance under control. It stinks back here!
by Austin Pealy February 16, 2014
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Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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Interweb

(V): to engage in interracial sex with another person who also had webbed feet
Elmer, i didn’t know your sister has webbed feet…found out when interwebbed her last night!
by Austin Pealy January 4, 2025
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Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.
Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!
by Austin Pealy May 30, 2016
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