(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.
"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.
by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006
(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.
by Austin Pealy September 11, 2008
1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!
by Austin Pealy February 16, 2020
(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
by Austin Pealy February 16, 2014