Austin Pealy's definitions

bento box

(v): The act of farting in the gondola ride up Mount Fuji.

"Oh crap, Joe, did you just bento box this gondola? Banzaii!!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

toaster oven

(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.

"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

homeless balls

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.

"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

scissor fight

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.

"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.

Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!

by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010