Augustus Bugguts's definitions

socialvert

Anyone, young or old, sho uses their hand held mobile device to hide from others or avoid otherwise meaningful contact with those around them.

My son is a total socialvert. He can’t stay off his phone and pay attention to his brothers baseball game.

by Augustus Bugguts May 16, 2018

Blendered

Verb- The art of consuming multiple mind altering chemicals to the sensory point that all chemical effects are blending into one another, creating erratic, and chaotic cognitive thought patterning.

I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.

by Augustus Bugguts June 14, 2022

sportsman’s paradise

A sexual situation where a younger man has a threesome with his same-age girlfriend, and her MILF mother.

Yo, did you hear about Jimmy? He scored a Sportsman’s Paradise with Gina and her mom, Karen.

by Augustus Bugguts October 10, 2021