sidewasted

To be wasted to the point you can see anything straight.

I'm so sidewasted I can't see straight!

by Audi0sl4v3 January 16, 2015

IM'ers Block

Not knowing what to say when hit with a one word response....

You: Hey whats going on bro how was your day

Friend: Good

You: (Wtf do I say to that? Ahhhh!! damn IM'ers Block!!

by Audi0sl4v3 February 18, 2010

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

Budwang

The sound an air-guitar makes when you strum it

Hey Mike is my air-guitar sound in tune to you?

budwang

Yeah Mark sounds in tune to me

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009