Definitions by Aubrie Taylor

juanica

once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.

Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.

juanica by Aubrie Taylor April 13, 2006

Porostosky 

One with a HUGE wang. Measuring well over 9 inches, LIMP.

I heard he's hung like a cliedsdale. He's GOTTA be a Porostosky.

Porostosky by Aubrie Taylor January 19, 2003

tea bag 

Also known as a 'yambag' or 'nut sac.' This term is usually used after the 'yambag' has been dipped in the mouth of another.

Chris Wagner tea bagged her over and over again.

tea bag by Aubrie Taylor January 19, 2003