verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation. This term is mainly applied to the overegoist.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 08, 2013
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 08, 2013
nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.
He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.
He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 08, 2013