Definitions by Atom Ekwillz Adam
masterflatulence
verb The act of flatulence which occurs during an intense mastabatory time resulting in a heightened sexual arousal.
While masturbating right before climax, my anus, blasted, out the biggest fart. Afterwards, My dick got bigger as a result of my masterflatulence.
masterflatulence by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
Infatubate
verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation. This term is mainly applied to the overegoist.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
Infatubate by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
Investicles
nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.
He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.
He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
Investicles by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013