infatubate

verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.

-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?
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Quizosterone

1. Testing a man with scenarios and questions, to come to a conclusion of his character. Women do this when interested, as they want to accept the man, they just need to make sure he maintains congruency between his thoughts, words, and, actions. Men apply tests and scenarios to another man to clarify his approval worthiness, or his level of cool.
1. Dude she's totally into him. She's giving him the quizosterone, and she was asking her friends about him earlier.

2. Her dad totally gave me a quizosterone when I shook his hand. He asked if I knew what it was like to kill a man.
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Infatubate

verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation. This term is mainly applied to the overegoist.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.

-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 08, 2013
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