Atlas' Rage's definitions

national guard

another name for the "Steel Reserve" brand of beer .

"Whoa, this national guard has 6% alcohol! Bud light is only 3.25%!"
"yea, Its really cheap and strong, its what I use so that I can actually make the dirty with lauren."

by Atlas' Rage May 25, 2005

orange blossom special

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.

"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005

ankled

Pulling someones pants down around there ankles.

"man, i snuck on lauren the other day, totalled ankled her in froont of everyone"

by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

cranberry hollow

A girls vagina whilst she is on her period.

"Watch out for lauren's cranberry hollow!"

by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Turd Furgeson

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005