Definitions by Athene Airheart

Slarf 

Very bad food. Food that is badly prepared or of poor quality, slop. Commonly found in school cafeterias or on leftover night.

"Do I really have to eat this slarf?"

Slarf by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Snorf 

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

Snorf by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Strebulous 

Attenuated and weak; a description of a thing that is sickly.

A person that could be described as sickly, weak, and usually aged or worn out.

"Mr. Beazix is a strebulous old fool."

"That house looks completely strebulous."

Strebulous by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

callipigean 

Posessing of firm and rounded buttocks.

From a root word meaning firm and rounded.

That person over there is quite callipigean in his tight shorts.

callipigean by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

rust-picker 

A derogatory term for members of the US Navy. Rarely an endearment.

"Hey, watch your six, rust-picker! I'm comin' in right on your tail!" (A Marine pilot taunting a Navy pilot during war games)

rust-picker by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

groundlings

People who are stuck on the ground all the time.

A non-pilot.

Someone who can't fly.

Also, Groundhog.

"Wow, look at all those groundlings! It's too nice a day to be stuck down there!"

groundlings by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004