Asura's definitions

Clever Trousers

Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.

"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"

by Asura October 26, 2004

Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.

"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"

by Asura October 26, 2004

Fascist Bully Boy

Perhaps someone who is both a fascist and a bully. However, the word "bully" in this case is most likely intended to be exclusively paired up with the word "boy", making a word whose meaning may simply be a generic insult.

British in origin.

"The Bank is run by fascist bully boys!"

by Asura October 26, 2004

Hipster Dufus

A word whose origins come from the hit television sitcom "Seinfeld". One of the recurring characters, Cosmo Kramer, had been called this (as far as I know, on more than one occasion).

I assume it's supposed to be an insult, referring to the person as someone who thinks they're cool, yet is (according to the insulter) quite the opposite.

"Am I a hipster dufus, Jerry?"

by Asura October 26, 2004

Skeggy

Gay Hampster. Often wearing a kilt and pink earmuffs.

"shut the fuck up skeggy"

by Asura December 1, 2004

unleash the fury

The process by which a person, usually driven by emotional or personal reasoning throws all thought out of the window and performs a rash act. Fighting, selling stock in a panic, blowing your credit card on meaningless junk or bidding on ebay often result.

"Man, this guy told Phil he thought he was gay, then Phil unleashed the fury on him - we had to call an ambulance"

"If Anna doesn't stop bugging me I'm gonna unleash the fury"

by Asura March 8, 2004