Definitions by Astronaut Helmet

ELM

A reference for self that says you aren't fully vegan or vegetarian but that you do prefer to eat less meat.

I'm an ELM, so yes I'd love a slice of your homemade pepperoni pizza.

ELM by Astronaut Helmet April 6, 2022

DLA 

Drink less alcohol

Yea I drink. I'm just a DLA. So it's only once in a while.

DLA by Astronaut Helmet April 6, 2022

Freedom Hillbilly 

A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.

A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.

Freedom Hillbilly by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020