Definitions by Associate in Charge

Nut Hand 

The hand that you use for masturbating.

Chris: I use my left hand as my nut hand, even though I'm a righty.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.

Nut Hand by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014

Sexual Santa 

Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.

My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.

Sexual Santa by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014

Gullett

A person who speaks with an exaggerated drawl, particularly when ordering breakfast food at a restaurant.

Waiter: What can I get you today, miss?
Girl: I'll have the frainch toewwwwwst.
Friend: My God, can you be any more of a Gullett?

Gullett by Associate in Charge August 23, 2011

beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.

Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.

beard braces by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010