Definitions by Assholes Inc.

ass 

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

ass by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

weapons of ass destruction 

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

weapons of ass destruction by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003

Ja Rule 

The proper name for him is Ja Sucks. Did I mention he's a faggot?

Ja Sucks is a gay asshole and deserves to be nuked off the face of the earth.

Ja Rule by Assholes Inc. August 27, 2003

evershit

The proper term for Everquest. A retarded game made by fags for fags.

I saw someone buy evershit in a computer store. Turns out that he's the same person living in a gay bath house who fucks men in the asshole every day.

evershit by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

fukc 

euphemism for fuck.

i fukced your mother

fukc by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

cuntry 

A country that is full of cunts

France is a cuntry.

cuntry by Assholes Inc. August 25, 2003

Everquest

The second most effective birth control method next to linux.

People who play evershit will never get pussy

Everquest by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003