ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

Taco Bell

Where weapons of mass destruction are made.

Eat at Taco Bell and you'll have weapons of mass destruction within two hours.

by Assholes Inc. September 03, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Rock

Ever notice all the pop/rap fans who entered a definition for this word type like dyslexic toddlers on crack? Pretty much proves that pop produces retards who can't spell for shit.

Rock and metal are examples of real music genres.

by Assholes Inc. September 02, 2003

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003

Ja Sucks

What Ja Rule should be renamed because his music so fucking SUCKS.

I'd rather have my balls chopped off with a kitchen knife blade than to listen to Ja Suck's stupid gibbershit.

by Assholes Inc. September 03, 2003

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003