Assclown's definitions

mushroomhead

One who is addicted to magic mushrooms. One who consumes magic mushrooms on a daily basis.

Syd Barret was a mushroom head before he was an acidhead and went insane.

by Assclown July 21, 2003

emi

Short for Emily

Emi, you are so DAMN HOT!

by Assclown June 18, 2003

alan estrada

Super gay fat Mexican TV show host on Univision that you could swear he's Chinese despite claiming that he is Mexican, the most feminine Asian Mexican you'll ever see

Wow look at Alan Estrada smiling, he must have gotten dick last night

by assclown February 27, 2015

fagmeister

Homosexual of German ancestrty who listens to Techno dance music and has an enormous collection of black leather clothes.

"Dude, check out that fagmeister in the corner sucking off that guy!"

by AssClown September 9, 2003

acidhead

Someone who is hooked on acid.

People who listen to the grateful dead are 10x more likely to be acidheads than the regular population.

by Assclown July 21, 2003

hamburgler

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

by assclown October 24, 2003

Artillery Chicken

Word for a female that is penetrated multiple times by a group of men in many different areas.

Me and my roommates made that girl an Artillery Chicken last night!

by Assclown May 23, 2004