The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.
Christmas Vacation is so fucking amazing, especially since I can now play all my new games.
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A video game released way back in 2005 for the PS2 and the original Xbox. It's an open world game similar to the Grand Theft Auto series. The setting is 1950s America and is a parody of 50s B-Movies. Everybody should give this game a try. 3 sequels were released in 2006, 2007, and 2008.
One of my favorite games of the PlayStation 2 is Destroy all Humans.
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The dizzy, tired, and confused feeling a guy gets after he busts a nut.
My orgasim was so intense that I was stuck in a Jizz Daze for 5 minutes.
A sexual fetish that involves someone becoming messy by being covered in chocolate syrup, pies, and other foods.
Me and my girlfriend both have a Wet and Messy fetish.
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