Definitions by AssMonkey

TDY 

1. T.D.Y = Temporarily Divorced for a Year
(type of military order)

Lets go to the bar and get laid, i am TDY for 2 more weeks.

TDY by assmonkey December 18, 2004

Throne Sausage 

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

Throne Sausage by assmonkey November 2, 2003

Rectal Renegade 

One who faithless to the straight male community and enjoys in being the poker or pokee of the 'ol brown-eye' (aka Rectum)

Dude... Whats up with Bill? I thought he was in to chick.
Nah Dude... He's a Rectal Renegade now.

Rectal Renegade by AssMonkey September 16, 2003

crouton 

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

crouton by assmonkey June 6, 2003