10 definitions by Ass Kicka

Harry Potter Syndrome

Harry Potter Syndrome (or HPS) is the phenononom when you begin to read a book (usually Harry Potter but also another interesting novel) around 11 pm. After reading a satisfying amount, you decide to go to bed. You look at your clock and realize it is now about 4 am.

John pulls into the office an hour late, with sleepy eyes.
John: Sorry guys, I got Harry Potter Syndrome last night.
Eduardo: *snicker* *snicker* Dork...
John: I guess... but Cedric died D:
Victor (who has been sitting in the corner this whole time): SHIT! THE MUGGLES KNOW!!!

by Ass Kicka November 14, 2011

Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older

by Ass Kicka April 30, 2011

Sushit

That dreaded dump you take after eating a meal of sushi.

Username1: Hey wassup?
Username2: nmu
1: same
2: cool
1: brb, gotta take a sushit
2: okay, I'll log back in in 2 hours

John: Ugh, last night I took the worst sushit ever.
Lisa: That sucks. Want a blowjob?
John: ...
John: Yes

by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011