Ass Kicka's definitions

Jesus Cloud

When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.

Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!

by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012

Cancellebration

That feeling you get after a class or meeting that you weren't prepared for has been postponed.

You have to look disappointed but feel the epitome of utter glee inside knowing you will have more time to complete (and/or procrastinate) the work.

Teacher: Sorry class, the test will need to be given tomorrow because I've been busy with the divorce and night job and shit.

Student: Aww (Inside they feel true cancellebration)

by Ass Kicka May 27, 2011

Bases

Baseball terms used as sexual metaphors. Most commonly referring to the bases.
1st base= Kissing, french kissing
2nd base= Groping, feeling, fingering
3rd base= Oral sex, 69, handjob, pretty much anything but all-out sex
Home run= Full-on sex, penetration

Many people have different variations for first, second, and third base.

Person 1: Yo, last night I got to 2nd base with your girlfriend!
Person 2: Well I hit a home run with your mom!

Kid: Dad, tell me about the bases!
Dad: Son... stfu

by Ass Kicka November 16, 2010