Ass Kicka's definitions

Jesus Cloud

When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.

Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!

by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012

Cancellebration

That feeling you get after a class or meeting that you weren't prepared for has been postponed.

You have to look disappointed but feel the epitome of utter glee inside knowing you will have more time to complete (and/or procrastinate) the work.

Teacher: Sorry class, the test will need to be given tomorrow because I've been busy with the divorce and night job and shit.

Student: Aww (Inside they feel true cancellebration)

by Ass Kicka May 27, 2011

Sushit

That dreaded dump you take after eating a meal of sushi.

Username1: Hey wassup?
Username2: nmu
1: same
2: cool
1: brb, gotta take a sushit
2: okay, I'll log back in in 2 hours

John: Ugh, last night I took the worst sushit ever.
Lisa: That sucks. Want a blowjob?
John: ...
John: Yes

by Ass Kicka November 21, 2011