AshtyBoi's definitions

caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

juan

juan

juan

by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

watermelon sugar

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

Its 2021 and why

BLUE TEXT LMAO

Its 2021 and why
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by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

Ubarn Dictionary

You misspelled "Urban Dictionary", retard.

I've heard that the cows, the sheep and the pigs go to Ubarn Dictionary!

by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

9223372036854775807

This is the largest a signed 64-bit integer can get. Basically, it's the 64-bit integer limit. It's equal to 2⁶³−1.

Person 1: 9223372036854775807 views on my YouTube video? That's a lot!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's a glitch. Your video does not actually have 9223372036854775807 views.
Person 1: Nooooooooo! (ToT)

by AshtyBoi August 29, 2021

]

is a stupid-ass key which just so happens to be below the backspace key and above the enter key. Similar to the infamous \ (backslash) key.

Person 1: Hello!
Person 2: Why did you type ""?
Person 1: Damnit, that stupid fucking closing square parenthesis...

by AshtyBoi September 6, 2021