Ashley Sykes's definitions

Condescended

The past tense of condescending: having been talked down to.

You just got condescended sucker!

Ha, your ass was just condescended!

by Ashley Sykes May 27, 2008

CABF

Acronym, stands for: Campaign Against Bodily Forests.

It is just that... if you have Bodily Forests on you (arms, chest, back, legs.. or *other areas*) then have a shave!

Look at him: he's definitely CABF-approved!

Join CABF now... and fight the campaign :)

by Ashley Sykes March 7, 2008

Roobish

Like rubbish, but much, much better (in a bad sense... ie much, much worse).

That website is roobish!

Awww, thats roobish!

by Ashley Sykes May 13, 2008

Ultracare

The highest level of care, apparently, provided by Ultralase.

Its "what Ultralase believe in, what they do and how they do it. It means they are with you every step of the way".

"They are committed to treating you as a person and giving you the highest level of care, right from the very start. They are confident that their levels of care are unequalled"

Wow, that care was more than just care; it was Ultracare!

Ultracare is amazing...

by Ashley Sykes March 15, 2008

cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Damnsexy

A way to express extreme hotness, by combining the words damn and sexy

Wow, that guy is damnsexy!

I'm damnsexy! Modest too!

by Ashley Sykes May 15, 2008

Mehage

Another combination of a word and the suffix '-age'.

Simply: meh + age = mehage.

Awww, thats mehage :(

How you feeling?
Meh.
Aww, mehage.

by Ashley Sykes May 21, 2008