5 definitions by Ashes jodi

Quand

When theres a four legged being under a surface that you cant reach

Bro 1: Hey my cats stuck under the couch
Bro 2: Broo sounds like you're in quite a quand

by Ashes jodi June 15, 2020

thursdafrsasunmon

A mixture of Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Which is what every day feels like during quarantine.

Bro 1: Hey bro, what day is it?
Bro 2: Uhhhhh... I think its thursdafrsasunmon.
Bro 1: ???

by Ashes jodi May 7, 2020

Tuesnesday

A mixture of Tuesday and Wednesday, which seem more common that they are, especially during quarantine.
The opposite of thursdafrsasunmon.

Bro 2: Hey dude! You said it was thursdafrsasunmon! But it isn't. That's so messed up.
Bro 1: What? Really? Then what day is it really?
Bro 2: It's Tuesnesday!!
Bro 1: Oh how could I have been so foolish?!?

by Ashes jodi May 7, 2020

Quander

When you wonder if there is a four legged being under a surface that you cant reach

Bro 1: Yo have you seen my dog?
Bro 2:Nah, I quander if he's under something

by Ashes jodi June 15, 2020

Healthulate

Noun: To gain or recive health.

A man was dehydrated so he decided to healthulate.

by Ashes jodi April 2, 2017