Asdf's definitions

enyardo

Gayfor - JP "money"

JP "money" is an enyardo

by asdf May 5, 2004

fuck you are

comes from the culture of "speedy the spatula and co." but many little fuckers like cell phone (click that u fuck and vote for mine thats like "ima fuck u up" ok good u little fuck)





























































click it u jew

ARE WE REALLY GETTING A TRAMPOLINE? no? oh...well fuck you are, mom. go burn in hell u little shit cock fucker bitchass whore cock sucker.

by asdf May 16, 2004

cheng lu

1. A big Chinese dude who should consider himself lucky because he's dating this really really hot chick.
2. Likes to make up words on Scrabble and gets a shitload of points for it.
3. Also likes to drink wine by himself and pick fights with his sweet girlfriend (but she likes him anyway for some unknown reason).

How did a guy like Cheng Lu end up with such a hot chick?

by asdf May 17, 2004

Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.

Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.

by asdf May 24, 2004

lambourghini

learn how to spell lamborghini you dumbfuck

go give yourself a hot carl

by asdf May 26, 2004

buck 50

A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.

"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"

by asdf June 5, 2004

ChicagoVue

A website for young Russian and European people in Chicago who want to meet new people or just a new way of communication with friends

See you on the VUE!

by asdf June 14, 2004