Asdf's definitions

mud cutting

Anal sex with someone who hasn't eliminated their bowles yet.

Mud cutting with Sarah wasn't as fun as I had hoped.

by asdf October 15, 2003

buck 50

A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.

"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"

by asdf June 5, 2004

ayng

frustration and distaste
used to shorten long anecdotes into a single, understandable word.

"how did the interview with the guidance counselors go?"
"i wanted to explain the graffitti but they were all like ayng"

by asdf November 13, 2004

Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

lambourghini

learn how to spell lamborghini you dumbfuck

go give yourself a hot carl

by asdf May 26, 2004

mapatasi

Austraillian slang for a vagina.

Hey girl, let me see your mapatasi.

by asdf January 24, 2003

Phat Fucking Beats

Beats the happen to be phat and fucking at the same time.

Pump up those phat fucking beats At0m.

by Asdf November 29, 2003