Definitions by Asaf

Moules

A game of skill and dexterity involving tortoises.

(from "Guards! Guards!", a novel in the "Discworld" series by Terry Pratchett)

"I was up all night trying to figure out the idea behind Moules"

Moules by Asaf September 5, 2005

Rock me, Amadeus

Do to me whatever you want; Give me your best shot; Tell me the worst; Try me.

"What did she say?"
"I don't think you'd like to hear that..."
"Rock me, Amadeus."

Rock me, Amadeus by Asaf July 2, 2005

kessef

Money. Usually a large amount of money.

Comes from the Hebrew word for money, which is -- unsurprisingly -- "kessef".

"I heard you were getting a promotion"
"Yes, that is true"
"What does it mean to you?"
"That I'll be walking home with the kessef"

kessef by Asaf July 2, 2005

ALSA 

Anti Little-Sister Association

An organization of people who, to say the least, do not have compassion towards their younger female siblings.

Started at 1999 by Yehonatan Rozenshein (Yoni). Soon joined Netcooler, Abe, Scorp and Psychobunny (Today, "Rana"). Those were the hard-core ALSA and they remain today.
Several other people came and go, such as Chiquititas Lover, Tutei Bar and Salion.

"I am a member of ALSA"

ALSA by Asaf July 2, 2005