Argusm's definitions

smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

by Argusm May 20, 2007

crackaphat

Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc

Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"

by argusm June 7, 2007

remnants

Small pieces of faecal matter that remain in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed. Immortalised in the TV show "Allie McBeal" by John Cage:
(explaining his remote control toilet flusher)
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: My regularity's easily thrown. Unclean bowls... trouble me.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.

The diarrhoea was so bad no matter how hard I flushed some remnants surfaced in the bowl

by argusm June 7, 2007