Definitions by Area Man

I've got cheese at home

A phrase uttered in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant in regards to whether or not one should pay the extra money for cheese on their burger. Usually happens on a first "date", but not exclusive to thus. Also virtually guarantees no second date.

man in drive thru: "We'll have two hamburgers, two small fries, and two medium diet cokes"

drive thru cashier: "would you like to make those cheeseburgers for another 15 cents?"

man in drive thru: "I've got cheese at home"

I've got cheese at home by Area Man June 16, 2011

Chucktanium 

A rare element only found in roundhouse kicks, and only those roundhouse kicks that are performed by Chuck Norris. Nearly unobtainable by mortal humans.

I've been looking for a motorcycle frame made out of Chucktanium, but I'm afraid it will roundhouse kick me right off the seat and into next week.

Chucktanium by Area Man January 31, 2008

thinkacane 

Like a brainstorm, only better, because it is a hurricane of very focused ideas

Our volume is down. We're going to have to have a Thinkacane in order to figure out how we're going to generate productivity in place of the standard we earn on tonnage.

thinkacane by Area Man May 25, 2007