Persian Style

Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.

it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.

yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019

Skinny sexing

It's like skinning dipping but for sex.

Entity A: hey handsome.

Subject C: woah calm down, lets go skinny sexing first.

Entity A: nUFf sAid

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021

Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.

Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"

by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek

Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco

by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019

Anything unique can be sexy

Used when telling a friend you find something weird extremely sexy but don't want it to come off as a fetish.

Anything unique can be sexy... look at Benedict Cumberbatch

by Archduke of Douchebags January 14, 2019

A Real Banger

Devilman No Uta

"OI THAT'S A REAL BANGER!"

by Archduke of Douchebags January 08, 2019