Archduke of Douchebags's definitions

Prilosec

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP

Consume prilosec

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

A Real Banger

Devilman No Uta

"OI THAT'S A REAL BANGER!"

by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019

I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek

Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco

by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019

Skinny sexing

It's like skinning dipping but for sex.

Entity A: hey handsome.

Subject C: woah calm down, lets go skinny sexing first.

Entity A: nUFf sAid

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

Persian Style

Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.

it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.

yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019