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Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
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I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek
Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco
by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019
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Gay Spaghetti

A meal made by homo erotic italian men during the hot summers.

Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)
by Archduke of Douchebags January 7, 2019
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A Real Banger

"OI THAT'S A REAL BANGER!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019
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2018

the year of fornite, (oh god help us). and devilman no uta. so i mean it's up to you if the year was shite or not. personally the year was shite, all though the song of the year (devilman no uta) was a real banger!
gay 1: GOD damn thank jon 2018 is over, lets pray that 2019 doesn't suck as much my gay spaghetti!

gay 2: damn right son.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019
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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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