Archduke of Douchebags's definitions

What Gets Me Wet?

Cumming deep inside my best bro of course!

What gets me wet? Cumming deep inside my best bro? whadja expect niga?

by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019

Candace

Her brother is a triangle and her step brother is a skyscraper.

MILF: Candace stop trying to get your brothers sent to Canada.

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021

Prilosec

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP

Consume prilosec

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

Anything unique can be sexy

Used when telling a friend you find something weird extremely sexy but don't want it to come off as a fetish.

Anything unique can be sexy... look at Benedict Cumberbatch

by Archduke of Douchebags January 14, 2019

A Real Banger

Devilman No Uta

"OI THAT'S A REAL BANGER!"

by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019

2018

the year of fornite, (oh god help us). and devilman no uta. so i mean it's up to you if the year was shite or not. personally the year was shite, all though the song of the year (devilman no uta) was a real banger!

gay 1: GOD damn thank jon 2018 is over, lets pray that 2019 doesn't suck as much my gay spaghetti!

gay 2: damn right son.

by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019

Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We thrust, we spank, we plank and fuck.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We sex and fist and don`t grope a testicals.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We fight, we struggle, we anal sexing and stalk.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
copulate and squel and even blow
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We beat and cut, ejaculate and jiggle.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We burn up the the game of life, we`re really a toilet.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re hole fillers, bevers, flesh lights and
thighs.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We`re staplers and salmon ducks, really
pastey spaghetti faghetti
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re mah nibbas and ninja sex party and bill cosby cads.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
jonto! But we`re fucked by our pussies
and ass cheecks!
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Gay 1: Wanna sing Yo ho?

Gay 2: Nah fag!

by Archduke of Douchebags February 15, 2019