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Gay Spaghetti

A meal made by homo erotic italian men during the hot summers.

Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)
by Archduke of Douchebags January 7, 2019
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A Real Banger

"OI THAT'S A REAL BANGER!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019
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2018

the year of fornite, (oh god help us). and devilman no uta. so i mean it's up to you if the year was shite or not. personally the year was shite, all though the song of the year (devilman no uta) was a real banger!
gay 1: GOD damn thank jon 2018 is over, lets pray that 2019 doesn't suck as much my gay spaghetti!

gay 2: damn right son.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019
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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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Prilosec

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
Consume prilosec
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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What Gets Me Wet?

What gets me wet? Cumming deep inside my best bro? whadja expect niga?
by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019
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