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A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
Get the Gay Octo mug.when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.
Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019
Get the Do you think i Japanese like a school girl mug.When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
Get the Jesus in a wheelchair? mug.IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!
I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.
EAT prilosec!
CONSUME PRILOSEC!
if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!
it'll bring you joy.
it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!
PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.
EAT prilosec!
CONSUME PRILOSEC!
if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!
it'll bring you joy.
it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!
PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
Consume prilosec
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
Get the Prilosec mug.Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019
Get the Persian Style mug.A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
Get the Gay Octo mug.the year of fornite, (oh god help us). and devilman no uta. so i mean it's up to you if the year was shite or not. personally the year was shite, all though the song of the year (devilman no uta) was a real banger!
gay 1: GOD damn thank jon 2018 is over, lets pray that 2019 doesn't suck as much my gay spaghetti!
gay 2: damn right son.
gay 2: damn right son.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019
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