Archduke of Douchebags's definitions
When you are heavily sleep deprived and extremely horny but can't seem to find any porn and just end up watching youtube videos until end up in a state known as meme horny and wake up in parallel universe known as pornhub
Gay 1: BRO man i woke up so meme horny dude,
Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!
Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!
by Archduke of Douchebags February 1, 2019
Get the Meme Hornymug. when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.
Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019
Get the Do you think i Japanese like a school girlmug. A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
Get the Gay Octomug. A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
Get the Gay Octomug. Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019
Get the Persian Stylemug. by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019
Get the What Gets Me Wet?mug. the year of fornite, (oh god help us). and devilman no uta. so i mean it's up to you if the year was shite or not. personally the year was shite, all though the song of the year (devilman no uta) was a real banger!
gay 1: GOD damn thank jon 2018 is over, lets pray that 2019 doesn't suck as much my gay spaghetti!
gay 2: damn right son.
gay 2: damn right son.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019
Get the 2018mug.