Archduke of Douchebags's definitions

Yo Ho

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We thrust, we spank, we plank and fuck.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We sex and fist and don`t grope a testicals.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We fight, we struggle, we anal sexing and stalk.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
copulate and squel and even blow
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We beat and cut, ejaculate and jiggle.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We burn up the the game of life, we`re really a toilet.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re hole fillers, bevers, flesh lights and
thighs.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We`re staplers and salmon ducks, really
pastey spaghetti faghetti
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!

We`re mah nibbas and ninja sex party and bill cosby cads.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
jonto! But we`re fucked by our pussies
and ass cheecks!
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!

Gay 1: Wanna sing Yo ho?

Gay 2: Nah fag!

by Archduke of Douchebags February 15, 2019

2018

the year of fornite, (oh god help us). and devilman no uta. so i mean it's up to you if the year was shite or not. personally the year was shite, all though the song of the year (devilman no uta) was a real banger!

gay 1: GOD damn thank jon 2018 is over, lets pray that 2019 doesn't suck as much my gay spaghetti!

gay 2: damn right son.

by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019

I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek

Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco

by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019

Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.

Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"

by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

Skinny sexing

It's like skinning dipping but for sex.

Entity A: hey handsome.

Subject C: woah calm down, lets go skinny sexing first.

Entity A: nUFf sAid

by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019