Aram A.'s definitions

The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

by Aram A. April 2, 2008

Burning Pleasure

Fully aware that your current partner has an STD, such as syphilis, you say "fuck it she's hot" and screw the shit out of her anyway.

A week ago John had some Burning Pleasure with this chick he met at a bar, now he has herpes.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Spanish Sled

First you need to find someone with a lot of forgiveness in their heart, or a stranger; bring them to the top of a staircase; proceed to knock them unconscious; strip them naked and ride them down the stairs.

Ellie was pissed after John used her as a Spanish Sled

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Gonorrhea for Breakfast

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.

Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Midget Fun

A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.

Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun

To pass the time in class me and my friend have Midget Fun.

by Aram A. February 25, 2008