6 definitions by Aram A.
by Aram A. February 25, 2008
A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.
Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun
Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun
by Aram A. February 25, 2008
First you need to find someone with a lot of forgiveness in their heart, or a stranger; bring them to the top of a staircase; proceed to knock them unconscious; strip them naked and ride them down the stairs.
by Aram A. February 25, 2008
by Aram A. February 25, 2008
Fully aware that your current partner has an STD, such as syphilis, you say "fuck it she's hot" and screw the shit out of her anyway.
by Aram A. February 25, 2008
While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.
John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."
by Aram A. April 2, 2008