ApricotFields's definitions

Cup snob

Someone who insists a certain cup size is so objectively better than all the rest.

Breasts of all sizes are beautiful so rather than be a cup snob, let's just celebrate the diversity since without smaller breasts you'd just get used to large and vice versa.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Degrossting

Really gross and disgusting.

Do not flatulate in here because a) it would be degrossting and b) it will give away our position

by ApricotFields September 8, 2019

Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

Jail-deterent

A hot girl who looks underage but isn't.

It's great so many girls are jail-deterent to balance out the issues caused by jailbait.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.

I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

Thonglet

A very small thong such as might be worn by a child or any other kind of Little Person.

A lot of people oppose the thonglet because they make an immediate association between bare buttocks and sexuality, which they are free to do, but it must be remembered that the sun feels swell on the buns.

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.

So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022