Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.
David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.
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The phenomenon in which foot fetishes find an attraction to children's feet (due to them not really being that different to adults' feet) and freaking out that they might be a pedophile.
David was going to kill himself for how much Mackenzie Zeigler's feet aroused him but it was simply a case of Pedopodorosis.
A thing that gathers great admiration or prestige but is really only arbitrarily designated from things of much lower prestige.
Everyone praises the skills of the football team while neglecting the talent of the other teams at the school. People don't see a football player is just Star Bellied Sneech.
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Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
Large yet relatively unattractive breasts especially due to large areolas.
I was looking forward to playing with my GF's moms Double Ds but it serves me right that she had a pair of boobenzolas.
When you're only getting fucked by like two or three guys but they're doing it rough enough and changing orifices enough for it to feel like a gangbang.
After doing some shots, Karl, Fredrick and Leon took me to their dorm for a mini-gangbang.
The quality of possessing large or conspicuous breasts.
The women on my family can balance things on their bust but I would like a more proper level of breastiness but not go too far with it.
