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Definitions by ApricotFields

Adultizer 

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.
At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.
Adultizer by ApricotFields June 7, 2019
A relatively masculine or boyish woman or girl with the morality of a man.
With her sexy short hair, denim jacket and no make up, all the boys agreed, Francis was their favourite Tomslut.
Tomslut by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Girlshorts 

Like boyshorts but in the brief shape more commonly associated with women's underwear.
These girlshorts help me feel as sexy as if I wear wearing lingerie but give the added comfort of boyshorts.
Girlshorts by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Breastprised

The potentially very pleasant of unpleasant surprise found when hugging some female you haven't seen for a while and feeling they have breasts when they hadn't before.
At my last family reunion a good few nieces breastprised me. I have mixed feelings about it.

Sexy Children 

The number one cause of pedophilia.
I don't have any interest being around all the sexy children.

Pom pom lesbian 

A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.
Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...

Boob rivers 

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.
I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.
Boob rivers by ApricotFields May 24, 2019