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A Cum-Oath is like a Blood Oath expect it's a lot more extreme and important.
You would perform a Cum-Oath not when entering a marriage but before your death or when you're going off to war to die.
The Cum-Oath is performed by removing one fourth of one of your balls and sacrificing it to the Cum God and saying "I fucked a fairy in half."
You break the Cum-Oath by not believing in the power of cum, or not cuming daily.
You would perform a Cum-Oath not when entering a marriage but before your death or when you're going off to war to die.
The Cum-Oath is performed by removing one fourth of one of your balls and sacrificing it to the Cum God and saying "I fucked a fairy in half."
You break the Cum-Oath by not believing in the power of cum, or not cuming daily.
It's time, I'm going off to war, I'll die here, It's time to perform a Cum-Oath. Said Micheal
A what...? Said John
Fool, you do not believe in the power of cum. Said Micheal
A what...? Said John
Fool, you do not believe in the power of cum. Said Micheal
by Aplo February 25, 2021
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Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!
by Aplo July 4, 2021
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2nd Definition A female who is usually seen as a bad bitch/alt hoe
2nd Definition A female who is usually seen as a bad bitch/alt hoe
by Aplo May 20, 2023
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Hire a alphabetical protection guard now and protect your favourite letter from the letter mafia it'll stop them from joining the T's in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+!
If they join the T's in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+ they might become depressed from zoom calls! (look it up some say they got depressed because they had to look at themselves!)
Hire a alphabetical protection guard now and protect your favourite letter from the letter mafia it'll stop them from joining the T's in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+!
If they join the T's in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+ they might become depressed from zoom calls! (look it up some say they got depressed because they had to look at themselves!)
Yo! Do you support the LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+? Says Jeff
No I don't? Says Chad
Why? Says Jeff
because the P in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+ stands for Pedosexual Says Chad
LET PEOPLE WHO THEY FUCKING WANT TO BE!!!!!! says Jeff, offended.
No I don't? Says Chad
Why? Says Jeff
because the P in LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+ stands for Pedosexual Says Chad
LET PEOPLE WHO THEY FUCKING WANT TO BE!!!!!! says Jeff, offended.
by Aplo February 25, 2021
Get the LGBTQACDEFGHIJKMNOPRSUVWXYZ+ mug.Being born on the 5th of july means you are most likely tall, a cancer, and will probably be disciplined and strong minded.
It pretty much means that if you set a goal for yourself you will eventually accomplish it, EVENTUALLY, it might take you a year, even two or three. Although in the end you will be disciplined enough to achieve your goal no matter how hard it is.
It pretty much means that if you set a goal for yourself you will eventually accomplish it, EVENTUALLY, it might take you a year, even two or three. Although in the end you will be disciplined enough to achieve your goal no matter how hard it is.
Joe: When's your birthday lad?
Jack: July 5th
Joe: ah thats amazin, great day really.
Jack: thanks mate.
Jack: July 5th
Joe: ah thats amazin, great day really.
Jack: thanks mate.
by Aplo February 27, 2022
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It's a dictatorship but for a megalomaniac discord server owner that thinks that she/he are in power.
It's a dictatorship but for a megalomaniac discord server owner that thinks that she/he are in power.
Jack : "I disagree with your statement."
Disctator : "Rules."
Jack : "My opinion..?"
Disctator : "Bruh, RULES."
Jack : "Stop acting like a this is a disctatorship."
Disctator : "Rules."
Jack : "My opinion..?"
Disctator : "Bruh, RULES."
Jack : "Stop acting like a this is a disctatorship."
by Aplo April 14, 2021
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