Ap's definitions

jeet kune do

"Way of the Intercepting Fist"

An American martial art philosophy invented by Bruce Lee. JKD takes what is useful and assimilates it into it's arsenal. Of the martial arts, it is the least restrictive. Any one who practices JKD in the same way as Bruce Lee is doing it wrong, it is intended as a way of personal expression. Truely an American idea, it has no set techniques.

I'm tired and probably screwed this up, read the Tao of Jeet Kune Do by: Bruce Lee for the full scoop.
-AP

JKD, it sounds funny!

by AP January 4, 2004

dajto

A newer version of the old 'dito' and 'dto'. All terms indicates the same phenomenon though; a serious ap that likes korv.

dajto eats lots of korv for breakfast.

by ap January 15, 2003

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

säd

Male ejaculate. Sticky stuff. 'säda' is the verb.

bagarn sädade i soffan.
det är säd i bagarns soffa.

by ap January 16, 2003