Definitions by Antman of NZ

clodding 

To perform cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

Dirty owd cunt likes clodding whores.

clodding by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017

dingo arm

Dingo Arm is a reference to awaking in the bed of an ugly woman. The inference is that one would rather chew off ones own arm than waken her. This term is commonly used in Australia and New Zealand.

Woke up with a Dingo Arm, and sneaked off like a cat with a kipper.

dingo arm by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017

puddled 

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.

"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"

puddled by Antman of NZ June 11, 2016