Definitions by Ant Wan
Dzoomer
Dzoomer: A combination of Doomer and Zoomer. They are 12-17 year old boys who "don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy". Most Dzoomers spend their time posting sad minion memes with edgy semi-suicidal captions on Facebook and usually ruin the mood by being too sad all the time. Some of them start simping for affection online and eventually become Eboys.
Girl on FB: I can't believe Jason broke up with me :sob: :triumph:
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did someone listen? We never get what we wish for so stop imagining a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try at least...
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did someone listen? We never get what we wish for so stop imagining a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try at least...
Dzoomer
Dzoomer - A 13-16 year old boy who is too depressed to accept the fact that he's too young to be in a relationship, but not depressed enough to post about his loneliness on social media. Most dzoomers are coomers or have coomer like traits.