Definitions by Anonymousmobster

Political Christness 

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

Political Christness by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021

Introomer 

Introvert doomer

A doomer who is happy being alone

Introomer: "I don't have any friends but I do have a nice champaign for this lovely New Year's!"

Introomer by Anonymousmobster December 31, 2020

Eric and Dylan 

(Verb)

To cause mischeif with a friend

"Hey wanna go Eric and Dylan up my friends minecraft base?"

"Sure!"

Eric and Dylan by Anonymousmobster December 26, 2020

Neurodiversity 

A movement for white people who want to be victimized like minorities. They either get diagnosed or diagnose themselves with a mental illness so that they can get attention from others and brag about how unique and quirky they think they are.

"I'm not a minority, so I diagnosed myself with autism and made a movement called neurodiversity to victimize myself! Yay, I can be a victim too now and get attention from others!"

-A "neurodivergent" person

Neurodiversity by Anonymousmobster December 24, 2020