Anonymous annoymous 12345's definitions
After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
Get the I’m doing better than youmug. I was walking barefoot and I guy named Eli saw my feet and said my feet are Footslach (it looked orange)
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 9, 2025
Get the Footslachmug. I saw on license plate of my friend David’s dad car dfl. David always told me to think only daddy football league
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 15, 2025
Get the Dflmug. by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 10, 2025
Get the פרט (perta)mug. Nachos=Olga’s husband, whom you never really met but somehow possesses legal citizenship. If you encounter him, he may be able to break the voodoo curse you received from Olga and even bring you good luck. However, it’s worth noting that he has an extremely rare spawn rate of only 0.000001%.
“Omg Im the luckiest man alive! I just saw Nachos in the supermarket buying some cheese! I no longer have Voodoo!”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
Get the Nachosmug. I was in an elevator at a bar mitzvah and a young stupid kid was fighting with people and kept saying Acha’abadash. He was calling us a white hairy monkey in his language
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 10, 2025
Get the Acha’abadashmug. When you call the chosen island chinese restaurant and you meet the lady at the front. She says “hello chosen island”
A guy name Gabi kept saying “hello chosen island” making fun of the person that answers the phone at chosen island restaurant
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
Get the Hello chosen islandmug.