2 definitions by Anonymous Cactus

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.