Anonymous 's definitions

bidet

An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

by Anonymous March 12, 2005

gowl

Someone worse that a cunt

stop talking to me like i'm some knid of gowl

by Anonymous April 8, 2005

hawt

how girls with cum in their mouth say the word "hot".

She sounds really funny when she says hot. And just think 20 minutes ago she was calling me a spade.

by anonymous October 15, 2006

akash patel

A sexy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly South Asian Gujarati with excellent morals and family values. Kindda slow too but ehh nobodies perfect!

Just tell your mummie that I'm an Akash Patel, baby.

by anonymous April 23, 2005

baby sock

a tiny penis

Damn! You got a baby sock.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Wils

Rotund, bespectacled character, with a fondness for anime.

Wils likes cats.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003