Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers
Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.
by anonymous October 24, 2004
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Mlatomunaiya

a type of cow which is only different in two ways from the average cow.

1. The common mlatomunaiya is slightly smaller than a normal cow

2. Rather than a simple 'moo' sound, this cow will make a sound that sounds something like 'moo-lat-um-un-ay-eeya' hence the name

This type of cow is famous for the mention of their slaughter in the religious book of the nufuks, asinctomaaaa, and are regularly slaughtered by people of this religion till this day
This field of cows are of the Mlatomunaiya species
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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drumping

We weren't ready for sex, so we just drumped.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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dilligaff

do i look like i give a flyn fuck
by Anonymous October 02, 2003
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Dagmar

A scary creature that appears only at parties and bars. Previously a mild-mannered female, the 'Dagmar' personality takes hold after one too many beers. Generally caught 'dirty dancing' (complete with pelvic thrusts) by themselves. Avoid at all costs.
"Don't go downstairs or you'll be subjected to the fiery wrath of the Dagmar."
"You mean that girl is STILL dancing down there?!"
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
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Ottawa

The Capital of Canada. Very boring place.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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FFS

by Anonymous September 10, 2002
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