dixie chicks

Fubar, and will never play again

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

sloft

Major retard that has some issues with cutting people.

<sloft> pwned
<sloft> i wish i had a penis.... :*(

by anonymous October 22, 2003

covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.

by Anonymous February 19, 2004

jelly knocker

when you kick a girl in the breast as hard as you possible can and then you take a shit in the newly made crater

yo bizatch, fuck you, im so mad i's about to give you a jelly knocker

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

gibrone

-one who is so stupid he/she deserves a beating
-a good friend

-Giant Nipples

Listen up Gibrones!!!
I'm gonna kick that gibrone's ass

-Wow, Ramsey's got some Gibrones

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

sir stovetop

founder of Chester County, Pennisylvania. The first log cabins ever built in Chester County, were squeezed out the ass of Sir Stovetop. He shit out each and every individual log to form these cabins.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003