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ahg

I slept with that girl and got ahg.
by anonymous January 14, 2004
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Rexemous Petrolium Jelly

A name involving 3 parts....The first is the name rex, like T-rex. The second is the english sounding part "emous" making rexemous. The third part is the name of a brand like petrolium jelly..........Now say it with me. Rexemous Petroliun Jelly.
My cats name is Rexemous Petrolium Jelly!
by anonymous May 7, 2005
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penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.
"lol shut up u big penus"
by Anonymous December 22, 2004
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SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
mugGet the SPSmug.

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.
Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.
by Anonymous May 9, 2004
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mama guevo

persona que le gusta extraer el semen del hombre, (by sucking dick)
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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percyval

Diablolical demon of speed, capable of reaching speeds of up to 20mph. One who Zoom Zooms with amazing intensity.
Emits episodes of crazy cerial shennanigans, desperatley tries to obtain any form of breakfast cerial without reguard to others.
"Damn percyval is tearing up the road on with his crazy Zoom Zoom skills!"

"Bwuahaha with this clever disguise, Trix shall be my prize"

"AT LAST THE COLORFUL FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!"
by Anonymous August 11, 2002
mugGet the percyvalmug.

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