Shit Sandwich

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task

1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Phil Hartman

A man whose death I've never quite gotten over...

Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

self expression

An excuse to do things so out of the norm that they are never considered by 'normal' people.

Dude, that guy's got like a kilo of stainless steel hanging from his face! That's Gross!

No, dude. It's his form of self-expression!

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

FRISP

Fucking Right Ignorant Scottish bastard

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

bryant college

A girl scout camp full of queers that pretend they are at school and know how to drink.

Man did you meet that guy Steve, he goes to "bryant" and thinks drinking red wine is cool.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

racing snake

Someone built for speed. i.e. someone lean who is an immensely fast runner

He'll beat you hands down in a sprint..."He's built like a racing snake!"

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

crackhead

a person who doesn't need to be smoking crack, but taking aderal and fucking themsleves up!

KeNNNNNNNNAYYYYY

by Anonymous June 07, 2003