by Anonymous March 22, 2005
A person who swaps manly stories with strange men in an attempt to satisfy his attention cravings. Can be dangerous / mean.
M. Jackson's such a Fyfer.
by anonymous May 13, 2005
by Anonymous September 26, 2004
Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
by anonymous July 21, 2008