Anonymous 's definitions

customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

technochav

Savedd up all their benefit and drug money, now have both a computer AND a decomposing car on the front lawn.

"You wanna come over tonight Charlene? I just downloaded Torque, innit?

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

essex

1. County in the SouthEast of England.

2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.

"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."

"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Do the trash

An updated term for "Take out the trash."

Why did "take out the trash" get replaced by "DO THE TRASH"?

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Braces

Metal stuff that kills your teeth.

OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!

by anonymous July 22, 2004