Anonymous 's definitions
An explosive short range punch, made famous by the late Bruce Lee. Seemingly magical to the unlearned, it is actually the result of a perfect synchronisation of all the muscles used in a regular punch (shortened down to about 1 inch). Requires extremely high skill to be effective.
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
Get the One Inch Punchmug. 
Extremely annoying to the point of insanity; irksome; rejection works inversely upon this rare being, only causing it to become more of a bother
The Bazlen took many blows to the stomach before eventually ceasing its yapping.
The firealarm was incredibly bazlin because it would not silence.
The firealarm was incredibly bazlin because it would not silence.
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
Get the bazlinmug. by Anonymous February 21, 2003
Get the Ghettoboymug. by Anonymous March 22, 2003
Get the Shaydemug. A female who is the most pathetic being on this planet, has robot characteristics, rui-like intelligence, and throws her lips around any cockflesh she can find.
"Oh my god... that girl is such a fuckin Burtnie its ridiculous"
"Someone needs a blowjob...go find a burtnie"
"Someone needs a blowjob...go find a burtnie"
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
Get the Burtniemug. A virtuosic masterpiece of a photocomic created entirely by the sole efforts of cartoonist Tristan Farnon. Formerly accessible online at www.leisuretown.com, but suddenly and without explanation retired in November of 2003, much to the dismay of many readers. The comic series revolved around the exploits of a menagerie of vaguely anthropomorphic and cheery-looking plastic bendy rabbits, dogs, giraffes, polar bears, lions, cats, pigs, and humans leading horrific lives of hopelessness and despair. The photographed images of the toy animals were seamlessly superimposed over photographs of real locations, creating the image of giant, looming animal-people operating in the human world, establishing a decidedly surreal and creepy aesthetic.
The characters seemed to spend most of their time stealing, beating, murdering, fornicating, shooting pornography, shitting their pants, smoking weed, butt-raping, molesting children, and, most of all, masturbating and committing suicide. The tone was set by long stretches of quiet resentment of everything punctuated by short bursts of sadistically hilarious and impossibly over-the-top bloodshed and violence. Aggressive use of a wide and colorful vocabulary for describing male genitalia also abound.
Leisure Town was one of the most amazingly horrifying and hilarious comics ever created.
The characters seemed to spend most of their time stealing, beating, murdering, fornicating, shooting pornography, shitting their pants, smoking weed, butt-raping, molesting children, and, most of all, masturbating and committing suicide. The tone was set by long stretches of quiet resentment of everything punctuated by short bursts of sadistically hilarious and impossibly over-the-top bloodshed and violence. Aggressive use of a wide and colorful vocabulary for describing male genitalia also abound.
Leisure Town was one of the most amazingly horrifying and hilarious comics ever created.
by anonymous January 2, 2004
Get the Leisure Townmug.