Anonymous 's definitions

haircut

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.

"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.

He got hit by a slopey.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

minty kiss

To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.

"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

MB

like minty kiss

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

break bread

to spend cheese on your spouse

That nigga Greg broke bread on Kesha and she didnt even give him non.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

no surrender snooker

Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.

You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!

...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003