doitch

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

by Anonymous April 02, 2003

cuntsnot

smegma that drips from a twat.

I would have gone down on her until I saw that huge nasty blob of cuntsnot.

by anonymous February 22, 2004

Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

WHIGGY

A contraction for "White Guy Groupie," used to describe nonwhite American females who seem to exclusively pursue caucasian men as their love interests. Originated in the Asian-American community as a kind of reverse yellow fever, but has in some areas infiltrated other groups.

That whiggy bitch turned me down over some whitey with a fat wallet.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

by Anonymous March 12, 2004

diamond life

A very wonderful life, perferably rich.

She lives a diamond life.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Kitty Boy

simply put it, a pussy.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003