Anonymous 's definitions

Mystikalex

A term for a man assigned the job of swabbing latrine floors in Medieval Europe.

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Oslish

Words typed so poorly as to be almost but not quite unreadable

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That definiion was written in Oslish

by Anonymous March 6, 2005

Fref

Fref (Frëhf) - Noun - Slang, meaning the word "friend," or the numerical value "three."

Yeah, we're best frefs, yo.
I was blazed dunny, we smoked fref blunts.

by anonymous August 6, 2004

morning wood

penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up

Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Tiele

sharper version of the word "corny"

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

piemel

a hollish dick

by Anonymous October 2, 2003