Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.
"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"
by Anonymous January 20, 2003

by Anonymous September 28, 2006

Not to be mistaken with a Hobo, Spilling's are often seen scruffy, and unshaven, living under bridges and around bonfires.
Approach with caution, as they often emit strange smells when startled.
Approach with caution, as they often emit strange smells when startled.
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
